11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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