I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
