did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So. Much. Porn.
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