..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Church boner. Awkwardddd
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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