i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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