I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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