My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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