the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
