Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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