is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Randomize
