Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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