It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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