come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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