She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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