is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
