This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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