I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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