Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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