Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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