Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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