She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Duck Duck Cougar?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
