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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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