She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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