Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
we're making bets on your personal life
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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