Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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