You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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