I threw up into my coffee this morning.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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