if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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