So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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