great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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