Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
A bitchslap is in order.
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