Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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