i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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