I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
