There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
