Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
you had me at cake vodka
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize