Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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