508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
