How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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