Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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