She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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