Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
