so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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