He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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