So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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