Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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