yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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