OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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