If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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