ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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