Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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