White coat. Heels.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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