So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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