Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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