I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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